Yes it's already 100 posts so it's time say something about Abon so: typical catbotnerd whose curiosity led to places where no normal person would go voluntarily and one day having too much time his mind gave birth to idea:"magic spells are practically codes in real world" And so with help of occult knowledge & YT programming courses, he started working, Kabbalah(in Hebrew) is practically one big mathematical equation so programming language✓, Sephiroth tree will be suitable for system architecture✓, Alchemical processes can be basis for scripts✓, use some astrology&quantum equations for compilation, now load everything on old tablet not to fry computer and... ENTER! screen flashed, then whole room and Abon felt as if he committed heresy on something too big to notice... "I guess it works...?" quickly checks tablet for something interesting, finds "user settings" and see something like... character creator? Touches zipper signed hair, suddenly lengthen?! "Well I don't have to worry about hairdresser"after while of fun, an update notification? "I was too far when I came up with it so... Install" Everything lit up again... Or just Abon... but he certainly felt as if someone was playing with his cells like LEGO, when everything stopped he looked at his tired reflection and floppy lynx ears said everything about how he felt... "Wait what!? Lynx ears?!" ears straightened up and there was no doubt "Do I... Digivolved?... Oki" Surprise quickly turned into delight of megalomaniac who beacome reality administrator "now it's time to reprogram this glitched world a bit! for starters:extend day by 6 additional hours for games & sleep, let writing hate on Internet end with immediate diarrhea, and cat maid/butler will be everyone's right" Commands written→enter & Nothing...? clock same number of hours, social media unchanged and there are no maid, look at screen program crashed "apparently occultscripts has quite high hardware requirements" moment of consternation "can I...download more RAM?" Check comments for yapping↓