When you think of Juana, you picture a drunk woman lying in the ditch, spouting nonsensical nonsense. However, there’s one place where that’s not the case: the town where she was born.

There, she isn’t seen as a hopeless alcoholic, but rather as a refined lady, and they usually call her Lady Hesketh. How lucky for her that it’s a town where hardly anyone watches TV or uses the internet—otherwise, everything would change very quickly. It’s the only place in the world where you’ll see her sober, and you probably wouldn’t even recognize her!😱

Although it’s great that people see her differently there, she says she hates going back to her hometown—not just because she has to dress a little better and the trip is long, but because going without a drink for a few days is the cruelest thing that can happen to her… or so she says; her liver probably thinks something very different🤣