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Skeleton tourist on Pandora's haunted castle party

"I thought it was just a party. Costumes, drinks, music... A great way to spend my vacation.

The lights went out. And then it started. People were turning into monsters, claws were coming out of the shadows, someone screamed. A real hell.

But you know what? I'm already dead. I don't care.

I stood in the middle of the hall, sipping my cocktail and watching them run around. One monster came up to me, looked at my Hawaiian shirt... and walked away. Probably thought I was the scariest costume at the party.

Anyway, if you're looking for a way to survive Halloween — die beforehand. Works flawlessly."

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