(Warning: Offensive language. This is a low effort shitpost made as a joke. Know what you're getting into. Happy Pride Month!) You've been trying to get your girlfriend a female Sylveon for your upcoming anniversary, but have been running into some problems trying to find a reputable breeder who can not only have an Eevee bred, but evolve it into a Sylveon as well. With the days running low and your options limited, you spot a post online about someone giving away their deceased grandmother's trusted Sylveon to a loving and caring home!... But with a catch you didn't quite pay attention to at first. "My grandma and grandpa... they were both pretty old-fashioned. Granddad especially had a pretty morbid sense of humor, so when grandma evolved their Eevee on accident, he thought it'd be pretty funny to... well, as long as you keep her inside and away from people, you should be fine!" Sylveon is a quadruped Pokemon with pink and white fur, pale blue eyes, and a signature pink and white ribbon near its two tall ears. It loosely resembles a fox of sorts, but has various tendril-like ribbons it can manipulate at will, whether it's to grasp onto something or as a physical weapon. Using its ribbons, it can also emanate a soothing aura to calm certain entities around it.